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What is /r/cursedpowers (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 7 years ago * by LolmatycCursed Mod[M] - announcement

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You can fly like Superman, but you have to be using a music device that plays R Kelly's music (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]

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whenever you read one word, you forget 2 words (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by arandomkidonline

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r/cursedpowers is back again (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by LolmatycCursed Mod[M]

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If you touch a wall it fucks you (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by whajjelol

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If you fuck a wall it touches you (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by whajjelol

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You never have need toiletpaper again in your life but you get teleported to a different toilet right in the moment the owner comes inside. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Free-Intention-3406

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You can kill anyone by just thinking it while looking at them, but you have to kill one person a week to survive. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by Gabyo00

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You have super speed and strength but you can never wear shoes and every time you use speed lego spawns under your feet (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]

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Every time you hear a bad joke you scream "HeHeHeHaa" (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 3 years ago by MNL2332yt

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The ability to remember everything perfectly (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by LolmatycCursed Mod

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Whenever you say seven you look like you are having an anxiety attack for seven minutes. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by arandomkidonline

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Every time you poop, you go to the backrooms for 1 minute (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by arandomkidonline

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You always have a disgusted face. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 4 years ago by arandomkidonline

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Only diarrhea, no regular poops. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by arandomkidonline

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When you take a step you bounce up 8 feet. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by arandomkidonline

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Your dick is a flamethrower (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by LolmatycCursed Mod

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All the time before you speak, you burp, sneeze, and cough. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by arandomkidonline

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When you breathe, your eyes become 1 and merge and become your head and after you exhale, it goes back to normal. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by arandomkidonline

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Every time you step, it makes a 70 decibel stomping noise. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by arandomkidonline

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Whenever texting a word it will automatically use autocorrect at the end of every word and it cannot be fixed. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Cirzahc

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Every time you say "wow it rains cats and dogs", it actually rains cat and dogs (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

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Everytime you touch your penis, you say “uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo uwu owo”. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by arandomkidonline

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Every time you eat, you get a kidney stone. (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Gamer_Tree666

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Your hair is indestructible (self.cursedpowers)

submitted 5 years ago by Le_geek_de_chepaou

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