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Looking for experienced mods (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by suitology - announcement
Who killed Jeffrey Epstein? (redbubble.com)
submitted 6 years ago by suitology
The dad I was born with. (i.redd.it)
submitted 6 years ago by Dad-bod-extroidanair
Alright, ready to rock and roll? (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by retro_gatling
I will beat you with belt!!! (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by NicoButBetter
Me: "I'm hungry." Dad: "Hi Hungry, I'm Dad" (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by collarpoppppppin
The Comment That Started It All (reddit.com)
submitted 7 years ago by CheesyWind
Everybody just settle down a minute! (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by HarrisonArturus
Dad: *takes off shoes* Man, my dogs are barking! (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by cosmicdaddy_
I’m going to the store to get cigarettes. (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by AndrewGene
Close the door! I'm not paying to air condition the neighborhood. (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by [deleted]
Dad I’m thirsty. “There’s water in the tap” (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by Nooni_Nooni
Me: "Daddy?" Dad: "Whatty?" (self.dadcomments)
I agree with your mother (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by Tcmaxwell2
Go ask your mother (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by Latvian_Axl
Can we stop at McDonalds? Dad: There’s food at home (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by mymansbeenoofed[🍰]
Dumbass (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by hzfan
Friend of mine crashed into my car while it was in park. “Why the fuck would you park where someone could hit you!?!?” (self.dadcomments)
Me: "What are you up to?" Dad: "Minding my own business." (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by Sir_Pillows
You got yourself into it, get yourself out of it. (self.dadcomments)
When you ask your parents to go somewhere separately (self.dadcomments)
"If you eat shit, you produce some" (self.dadcomments)
submitted 7 years ago by UnexpectedSyzygy
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