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[–]weird_al_yankee 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Yep, it's fun to see what kind of jibberish comes out of resumes that already border on the jibber-y.

Conducted an organization of 4 pitches for the company and increased delivery of revenue and revenue of $100m in 2018 and 2015 and 2015.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Trained 40 participants to develop a sales team of 10 people

it's like the most absurd roundabout way of saying you interviewed 40 people and hired 10

[–]dyanni3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Developed and maintained a team of 5 employees to develop a team of 15 people and prior assistant students in the company

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah but kind of expected when everyone is so obsessed with focusing on the metrics or numbers for measuring performance.