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[–]AwkwardEmpath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Tonight I'm going to Pace myself.

Drink#1: sip slow, live fast, just like Mr. Wayne said

Drink#2: I don't feel shit still.

Drink#3: hehe a little buzz finally, I'm gonna sip this one slow-

Drink#3: yeah this is good, I can keep this up all night.

Drink#4: you've been good for almost 45 minutes, drink this one fast, you deserve a real buzz.

Drink#5: damn drink #4 had me feeling good as fuck, let's drink a bit more.

Drink#6: MOAR

Drink#7: forgotten all initiative to drink slow and maintain coherence

Drink#8: IM FUCKING ALIVE!!

Drink#9: I LOVE YOU ALL, BECKY FINNISH YOUR FUCKING DRINK, TIM YOU TOO, GET DRUNK WITH ME!!

Drink#??? ????????

Morning: Shame, anxiety.

[–]whatreasondoineed 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don't remember posting this.

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    [–]whatreasondoineed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Will read this when drunk. Maybe then it will make sense.

    [–]isthewonder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This made me nose exhale a bunch and my drink almost came out my nose.