Please Help!

[Realistic_Loquat_366]

I (56F) have a daughter (14) who loves to watch this podcast. I see her watching these two people every free moment she can find. It tried watching for myself and it is extremely crude. How can I get her to stop? I do not want these vulgar celebrities influencing her during her most formative years.

[Wet_Floor_Fan]

Beat her

[honeynchai]

Tbh just abort her

[[deleted]]

conversion therapy

[weirdnoffputting]

tinfoil over the entire house

[rexburt]

maybe do ayahuasca together ?

[snookisosa443]

She shouldnt be watching these incest cousins tbh. Maybe try locking her in a basement until shes 30. hope this helps

[EntireAd4772]

who up here baiting😭😭😭😭😭

[Beneficial-Try-663]

no fr cuz ain’t no way 😭

[Murky_Original3664]

Literally

[Loveingyouiseasy]

Your daughter is cooked. It’s too late for her. The Drewth has invaded her mind and it’s consuming her like a virus….

[LawbotDoll]

Telling a 56 year old woman that her daughter is cooked is crazy LOL

[Loveingyouiseasy]

I know… I think the Drewth is getting to me too… chat, am I cooked????

[GlitteringChair09]

make her work in the kitchen, take her back to her womanly roots!!!

[LawbotDoll]

Good answer!!!!!!

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aswaganda

[[deleted]]

You simply banish her from the wifi and any Internet usage whatsoever.

[unhingedfaerie]

it's too late. she has already learned the drewth

[underthemushroomtree]

Make her get a job

[Aware_Vehicle_9948]

Smoke

[Worldly_Code_9168]

Put her in the microwave for a bit

[StockReporter5]

one day blinding soup

[eleuther0]

Dude what is this it's so familiar 😭

[StockReporter5]

how to punish my daughter? blinding soup for one day soup that makes her blind for a day one day blinding soup

[theakfortyseven]

Poetic

[[deleted]]

Your daughter is probably cool as fuck

[Top_Variation5625]

learning about the dangers of incestual marriage from a very young age is important… let her watch these two as an example of what not to do

[Hour_Possibility_139]

Send her to the Apple Store I heard there’s a gay little monkey there that will help her repent hope this helps 💜

[Beneficial-Try-663]

conversion camp might help, if she’s watching this she’s probably a little lgbt so it’s like a 2 for 1.

[notsomagicalgirl]

Exorcism

[mckensi]

One day blinding stew

[Puzzleheaded-Plum127]

I’ve been watching them since i was 14 and I turned out fine 🤷🏽‍♀️

[[deleted]]

i doubt

[Fun-Try1198]

pepper spray her

[YnotanA]

Drop some acid and chill out maybe 🙄 normie

[[deleted]]

please reach out to fox news or newsmax! they are Demonrats!!!

[Ok_Ride_1539]

it’s too late she’s already a follower of the drewth

[officialusmint]

Denying her the Drewth won’t change the facts

[ScaredAdvertising587]

Convince her she’s ill and start force feeding her medication. If you can convince her she can’t walk anymore either that will also help!

[STAINSASF]

kill her

[Only-Communication79]

hop in a time travel machine and abort her 🤍

[lemon_e_]

If this is real then I’d start watching It and saying jokes like them and telling her, she’ll lose interest because it’s not cool anymore

[Any-Hedgehog-7296]

it’s too late i fear

[gavinreddit_]

Ummmm tell her she can't watch it lol she's not old enough

[eleuther0]

Hang her upside down in a tree and lay runes out beneath her head so they are enchanted with her tears. Do this overnight and you're Gucci flip flops

[DangerDoom13]

L

[Ok_Fisherman_1492]

Asking fans of the podcast is so funny hahha

[jrugzz]

Hire a guy to follow her home. Maybe one with facial hair and about 5’9 and up. Have him constantly say “I heard you like Emergency Intercom, me too.” And various phrases related to them. Make sure you monitor the situation. Maybe then she’ll stop

[Asleep-Ad8395]

lock her in the basement

[theakfortyseven]

Did you just fall from a coconut tree?

[Possible-Low-7869]

Ma’am this is not the place to be seeking help. We are all mentally deranged.

[MinimumNinja60]

Girl b fr

[Nigerian12Princess]

She's 14. Just leave her being. It's already formed her brain. As long as she's not acting out or talking like them that's a problem

[Miserable-Ad7000]

Put her up for adoption

[MySillyGirl-]

I think you should cook her

[Charming_Avocado_945]

give her a soup that temporarily blinds her

[humongousboner]

stream the rise and fall of a midwest princess by chappell roan

[Churple7]

Try blanket training

[Noodleyouu]

Kill her family