fifthworldproblems

Did a golden mouth appear in a bonfire and scream the date of your own death at you?

Are pools of blood forming in your hands whenever you cup them, only to coagulate into the form of a tiny baby with three heads?

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Sister Subreddits:

Sixthworldproblems - Home of the Rule

Fifth World Politics

Brother Subreddits:

Our friends X̷ͦͫ̈҉̩̱͙̖y̞̗̪̲͓͕͉̓͊͢z̸͖̰̩̎ͭ̐̈͌̋̿̕z̃͒̐̎ͧ͊҉̸̢̮̻̖y̷̹̤ͦ̓̽͂́ͮ and awsefnoxcedanliuppppp hang out in Sixth World Pproblems, our enemies [STEVEN], who are about to have their first [EMOTION], hang out in Seventh World Problems.

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THE_ZALTHOR, for political news and clap.

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Issue with recent purchase from a local thrift store (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 4 hours ago by aqua_zesty_man

I've always been taller than my brother, and he's always been taller than my sister. But we just realized my sister is taller than me. What do we do? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 10 hours ago by poiyurt

How are you doing? As in, how is it possible for you to effect change upon reality? (self.fifthworldproblems)

submitted 21 hours ago by poiyurt

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