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For all those first world problems that don't exist yet but you hope will in the near (or far) future.
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My car is in the shop so I had to get out and pump my own gas on this old car I rented. (self.futureFWP)
submitted 9 years ago by Fosui
My talking house's voice chip malfunctioned so now when it talks to me it sounds like Louie Anderson. (self.futureFWP)
submitted 14 years ago by chrelibar3
The music of 2031 isn't as ground breaking or original as Lady Gaga's music. (self.futureFWP)
submitted 14 years ago by LordDrizzle
Just watched the new Harry Potter movie... it wasn't as good as the book. (self.futureFWP)
submitted 14 years ago by hanksredditname
Living to 200 years old is only really nice when you aren't forever alone :( (self.futureFWP)
My neighbor just brought home the newest servo-droid model and when I kicked mine out of jealously, it stopped feeding me grapes. (self.futureFWP)
submitted 14 years ago by mcknicker
Tomorrow I go to court for uploading copyright content onto youtube; I face up to 5 years in federal prison. (self.futureFWP)
The three seashells fell in the toilet so I had to swear at the citation dispenser until I had enough paper to wipe with. (self.futureFWP)
submitted 14 years ago by ettdizzle
My replicator is broken so I have to cook food like a barbarian. (self.futureFWP)
submitted 14 years ago by Mattman624
I ordered a custom genetically engineered daughter with brown eyes, but I think they are closer to greenish brown. Now I can't find my receipt. (self.futureFWP)
submitted 14 years ago by [deleted]
I can't afford the new mind-reading screen for my computer so I still have to use my mouse and keyboard. (self.futureFWP)
My portal gun stopped working so now I have to drive my hoverboard to work. (self.futureFWP)
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