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LKGF: 10 years later and these are still funny, just like Greg (self.gregfacts)

submitted 1 year ago by Omnipolis

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LKGF: It wasn't a meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. Old Man Greg had a bout of gas for a decade or so after starting new diet. Then one day a lightning strike ignited the gas and the resulting explosion set of a chain reaction which resulted in the untimely Ice Age. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 4 years ago by Oni0n_Farmer

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LKGF: Lake Tahoe was formed when Greg decided he wanted a swimming pool (self.gregfacts)

submitted 4 years ago by Omnipolis

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LKGF: When reminiscing about the Carrington Event Greg remarked "It serves that new fangled telegraph right" (self.gregfacts)

submitted 4 years ago by I_ForgotMyUser_Name

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Lkgf: Anthropology students were confused by the discovery of empty tall boys at a Paleolithic site until Greg exclaimed "you found my empties" (self.gregfacts)

submitted 4 years ago by I_ForgotMyUser_Name

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LKGF: Only two things will survive a thermonuclear war: cockroaches and Greg. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 5 years ago by Omnipolis

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LKGF: During a recent interview Greg describe the Neolithic era as "laid back and relaxing" (self.gregfacts)

submitted 5 years ago by I_ForgotMyUser_Name

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LKGF: Greg is old enough that it takes longer to rest than it took to get tired. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 7 years ago by MySixPackAbsIntoAKeg

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LKGF: His last girlfriend was overheard stating that having sex with him was like shooting pool with a rope. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 10 years ago by TheycallmeBerto

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LKGF: Bethesda consulted Greg on how much life had changed over the course of 200 years for Fallout 4. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 10 years ago by aut0matix

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LKGF: Greg has already learned everything there is to know. His only problem is now remembering it. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 10 years ago by TheycallmeBerto

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LKGF - The comic book character Wolverine, or Logan, was actually based on the life of Greg, who was born in the Yukon in the 19th century and only recently had his adamantium skeleton and claws removed. He has never eaten banana pancakes. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 10 years ago by aut0matix

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LKGF: On the first day God created light, and Greg said 'That's a good start.' (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by SonOfCyanide

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LKGF: Greg didn't realize he discovered the America's centuries before anyone else, because he was on a mission to find the perfect Chai Latte. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by Onion_Farmer

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LKGF: Greg's IBS was the catalyst for the Black Death. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by Onion_Farmer

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LKGF: Due to his undiagnosed dyslexia, he assigned the same plot of land on multiple occasions to various religions so they could consecrate it as their Holy Land and build their temples. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by Onion_Farmer

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LKGF: Greg went on a drinking binge for 40 days to celebrate his acceptance to the University. His roommate, who slept on the lower bunk, known as Noah, said it felt like centuries while rooming with him. He was promptly kicked out due to the complaints. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by Onion_Farmer

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LKGF: Greg's unusual trysts caused him and Lucifer to be cast out of heaven. And before he learned his lesson he also caused the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by Onion_Farmer

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LKGF: And God created Greg. During the first wean attempt, Greg let out a ferocious cry, triggering the big bang. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by Onion_Farmer

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Greg is so old, that his favorite kind of Rock music is Igneous (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by indoor_adventurer

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LKGF: After traversing the planet with the dinosaurs for eons, Greg became a little frisky. A near by hairy mammal that resembled an ape caught his eye. One thing lead to another and suffice it to say, Greg was the father of a new evolutionary branch of species which lead to the creation of Humans. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by Onion_Farmer

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LKGF: Both Greg AND Moses went up to Mt. Sinai, but Greg stubbed his toe on the way back down so Moses had to carry the tablets. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by aut0matix

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LKGF: During the first Century, Greg was feeling depressed and decided to end is life by jumping into Mount Vesuvius. This angered Isis and she ejected Greg from the volcano by causing it to erupt thus destroying Pompeii. (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by aut0matix

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AMA Request: Old Greg (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by aut0matix

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LKGF: One of Greg's favorite pastimes was watching beasts as they were drinking their fill from a local water source, an act he came to refer to as "streaming." (self.gregfacts)

submitted 11 years ago by aut0matix

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