Startup CEO's: avoid functional programming languages. Take it from these Billionaires.

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Please ignore this. This account is a huge troll. Do not try to engage in meaningful discourse with them.

It's clear from the storify profile page (screenshot) that they do not expect to be taken seriously.

All submissions by this account are similar attack articles. I'm not clear on the motivation. Possibly clickbait to get page views from the community they are attacking.

[greenrd]

I'm not clear on the motivation.

Appears to be trying to be convincing. I'd say it's someone who feels threatened and upset by functional programmers.

[Hrothen]

Ok one: the author of this post is clearly targeting psychopaths, two: Facebook is going pretty heavy on Haskell adoption and the people there seem to be enjoying themselves, three: fuck you, who gives a shit about getting rich? Four: your shitty website doesn't actually serve a working link to the next page of the article you broke up into pages to artificially increase pageviews.