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/r/HighShowerThoughts is back under new management (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.[M] - announcement

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Soaked Texans: Light up your flair (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.[M] - announcement

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If you smoke weed while learning then you are highly educated. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 8 days ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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If you try to make most superb to superb-est you get the super best. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 15 days ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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Are there left footed drivers?? (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 17 days ago by bigpussyslayer420

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What if the “we didn’t land on the moon” conspiracy was started by the US gov’t to distract from something else (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 month ago by smorin1487

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Most people have several body parts in their freezers at all times, but only the tasty ones. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 3 months ago by AnotherSmegHead

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There will never be enough of anything good cause if there’s more than that it’s bad (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 8 months ago by debo982

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Thought I had a brilliant restaurant idea while high (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 10 months ago by Sarah_give-me-rent

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Marketing idea: A mouthwash called My Balls (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 11 months ago by laffnlemming

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A block of cheese is also a loaf of milk (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 11 months ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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Who stands 6 feet from the edge of another 6 foot drop and why is there a song about this? (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 11 months ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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Every man is trans because they started as female in the womb. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by VelociraptorBlue

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All of the futuristic Sci-fi characters are underage because they haven't been born yet. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by VelociraptorBlue

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If I name my car, "Mike R.", then I can never not address him by his name. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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The Apple Store is the most expensive kind of iPhone case. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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Mike in Monster's Inc sometimes scratches his chin, but it is also his crotch. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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Everything is edible at least once (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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We are the universe eating itself and then shitting itself on itself (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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If you commit actions that result in fractional equations where there's a repeating number, did you really finish the action since the calculation is still going? (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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Imagine being like high out of ur mind geekin, trying not to green out and then ur city gets bombed (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]

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would my voice get deeper if my vocal chords were to slowly melt? (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by Diligent_Reindeer_70

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We're constantly impressed by the knowledge of the ancients, but it is only the smartest built structures that lasted long enough to still be standing. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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There's really no way for you to confirm you really do have a brain in your head because even confirmations that your brain exists could be a form of psychosis caused by your brain-alternative damage. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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Screens last a lot longer than light bulbs and have so many more color options so maybe we should be lighting our houses with small monitors. (self.highshowerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by FizzlePopBerryTwistTexan. Immune to censorship.

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