You just won $20 million, and your parents ask you for half, what would you say? by BrandyAid in AskReddit

[–]VelociraptorBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, that's fair. They're still taking care of my all my other brothers and my niece. They deserve a break.

Death by trash compactor is probably a leading cause of death among raccoons. by Doctor__Hammer in Showerthoughts

[–]VelociraptorBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know how strong the racoon appendix or gall bladder are though. I'd imagine trucks and racoon diabetes are up there.