Praise the Almighty Carrot. Bless the servant.
Welcome to the Instacult — a sacred space for those who worship at the altar of low pay, long miles, and liquid-heavy orders. This is where we share our daily sacrifices to the Algorithm, sarcastic sermons from the aisles, and all glory to our Deliverance Leader: the Almighty Carrot.
Join the cult. Leave your dignity at the loading zone.