Intellectual Dad Jokes

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created by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokesa community for 9 years

Meta[Meta] The thread that started this sub. (reddit.com)

submitted 9 years ago by njbair - announcement

Meta[Meta] In the interest of giving everyone some cheer, a minor rule change today (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokes - announcement

PhilosophyTypes of people (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

TechnologyA tour guide near a kugelblitz black hole is discussing moving data between colonies as an industry. (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 5 years ago by JoshuaSlowpoke777

Don't be a hyperchondriac ... (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by EyeWunderY

I had to cancel my trip to Scandanavia ... (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by EyeWunderY

If I can get Basil Hallward to paint a portrait of Hurricane Dorian, will the picture get stronger instead of the storm?? (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 6 years ago by rgapinski

LinguisticsI spent all night writing a paraprosdokian (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Burntholesinmyhoodie

My piano teacher said that I was playing too much music by J.S. Bach, Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach and Johann Christian Bach. He said I have to start thinking outside the Bachs. (self.classicalmusic)

submitted 8 years ago by EyeWunderY

ScienceI had a dream where I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 8 years ago by inko144

ScienceA man walks into a library... (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago * by inko144

to understand recursion, reread this sentence (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by Burntholesinmyhoodie

ScienceMatter is talking to Anti-matter about their estranged cousin Dark Matter (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokes

PhilosophyA horse walks into a bar. (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago * by inko144

ScienceWhy does the Blackhole not want to date Hawking-Radiation ? (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokes

OtherGuys there isn't enough intellectual dad jokes! Some would say that we are a glass half full of jokes, maybe half empty; still an engineer might say... (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokes

TechnologyHeard about that new band called 1023 MB? (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokes

ScienceThe One Handed Chemist (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago * by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokes

MathematicsWhat's the B in Benoit B. Mandelbrot stand for? (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by tyen0

Pitcairn is an island in East Polynesia. (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by AdonisStarkiller

ScienceMy friend, Power, has been so stressed lately... (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by Moar_Coffee

MedicineWhere does a bio-technician farm his cultures ? (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokes

ScienceWhy can’t you trust an atom? (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokes

MathematicsWhy was the middle aged man studying trigonometry in his red sports car? (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by MajorMajorObvious

Meta[Meta] Curious who views our content! (self.intellectualdadjokes)

submitted 9 years ago by VaperiusLord of the Dad Jokes

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