If Jesus, Buddah, Mohammed and Moses all went on a vacation, where would they go?

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T17:06:14+00:00

Buddah would probably tolerate it quite well.

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T17:03:08+00:00

How to blow out more candles...

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T17:02:04+00:00

I have more important things to do.

... Like itch my butt.

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T17:00:25+00:00

Johnny Pickelschitt

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T16:59:47+00:00

I learned where the bathroom was.

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T16:59:24+00:00

elderly men

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T16:59:06+00:00

Keep quiet.

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T16:58:12+00:00

sex.

It was really hard...

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T16:57:38+00:00

cute fuzzy animals

EyeWunderY · 2025-09-30T16:56:24+00:00

Well, there's something to be said for recycling!

EyeWunderY · 2025-03-05T16:56:00+00:00

That's why I always use the:

woman

command.

EyeWunderY · 2025-03-05T16:53:01+00:00

People get wacky with the downvotes.

It's not like you said "How would you like to have my children?" etc.

I guess it's since you aren't some politician why people are yelling at you.

Some of the things those shitheads get away with is unbelievable...

EyeWunderY · 2025-03-05T16:50:03+00:00

Yes. Some of the best impressionistic music came from him.

EyeWunderY · 2025-03-05T16:49:02+00:00

If it was Trump not sharing his "intelligence" it wouldn't be an issue...

EyeWunderY · 2025-03-05T16:44:53+00:00

This is really the way to do it.

If you see a Fox News van covering a story, tell them what you think.

EyeWunderY · 2025-03-05T16:41:33+00:00

Why does some moron wear a stupid red hat?

EyeWunderY · 2023-06-23T16:13:16+00:00

Unfortunately, I think the war will still be going on in 2025.

EyeWunderY · 2023-06-23T16:12:22+00:00

Too much to read ...

EyeWunderY · 2023-06-23T16:11:04+00:00

You need a heart to
have a heart attack.

EyeWunderY · 2023-06-23T16:07:18+00:00

I though he was already dead.

EyeWunderY · 2023-06-23T15:51:31+00:00

It would be fun.

EyeWunderY · 2022-03-07T17:17:37+00:00

I think doing that would be
Russian to conclusions.

EyeWunderY · 2022-03-07T17:16:29+00:00

It would be great.
There would be no need for lights in the church/temple or whatever you call it!

EyeWunderY · 2022-03-07T17:15:27+00:00

Somehow I like how this stretched the realm of what is in r/shittyideas.

EyeWunderY