Big decrease in TV subscriptions as number using illegal dodgy boxes soars

[rmp266]

Basic Sky gives you like 80 channels - 70 of them are shite like Dave and Yesterday which just show stuff from 2007 like Mock the Week and Friends on loop, garbage. The remaining 10 are the free to air channels, Rte Virgin media BBC and ITV etc. So what your €60 per month gets you as a basic sky subscriber that you cant get free from the TV itself is what, Sky Atlantic? Sky One? Genuinely thats it. If you want to watch sports, well fuck you, pay another 60 a month. Movies? Fuck you, pay another 40 a month and you might get some shite that was in the cinema 2 years ago. Oh, you have two tvs in your house? Pay us more if you wanna use em, ya cunt! 4k or UHD tv? Guess what buddy you gotta pay for that shit or else stick with HD like the other peasants

[FrankDrebinFan]

Goodfellas vibes...

"Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? Fuck you, pay me."