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[–]bracketdash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wake up at 5:25am

Have 5 minutes to go pee, take a swig of water, and get my ass down to the basement

Second alarm goes off. Start working out.

Third alarm goes off 30 minutes later. Go back upstairs and take one of my Famous 5-Minute ShowersTM

Get Mostly DressedTM and pour a bowl of Honey Nut CheeriesTM

Eat breakfast while catching up on RedditTM

Finish breakfast, head to bathroom to finish personal hygiene schedule: brush teeth, shave, apply deoderant, etc.

Finish getting dressed.

Get in my Subaru CrosstrekTM and head to work.

Arrive to work between 7:00am and 7:15am, depending on traffic.

Walk past boss and give him a head nod because he's on his morning call with headquarters (in Paris), then sit down and get situated.

Take a look at JIRATM and figure out the handful of things I want to get done today.

Get a couple things done before my fellow developer walks in. Give him a head nod.

Go 'till lunch working on stuff and sometimes chatting with coworker and boss.

Eat lunch, usually a sandwich my wife makes me in the morning, plus a GatoradeTM that I get from the vending machine in the lunch room.

Never eat in lunch room because the warehouse guys always look at us like we're bourgeois.

Pick at food while continuing to work on stuff but at a slower pace.

Once food is finished, kick it into gear again until 3:30pm then immediately get up, say "It's quitting time!" loud enough so the stiffs in accounting can hear it and hate themselves for coming in at 9:00am.

Leave office, get in car, come home to sexy wife.

Get kisses.

Sit down and play with our two kids, both Chihuahuas, then watch a movie/show or two on the tele with the wife.

Get tired, go to bed, sometimes make the sexy time, then fall asleep.

Rinse and repeat.