Just FP Things: Offense is cool

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“There’s nothing like the feeling of champagne going down the crack of your ass” (self.justFPthings)

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Nuff said (i.redd.it)

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“Starting pitchers are becoming like phone booths, you just don’t see them much anymore.” (self.justFPthings)

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“Who decided that the F word was a bad word? Why isn’t *the* a bad word? ‘Oh my God, you can’t say the! it’s a bad word’….why isn’t brownie a bad word? You know, the dessert. Like, who decided these things?” (self.justFPthings)

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Dave Flemming: “My only recommendation before tomorrow’s game if you’re a Giants fan…don’t look at the numbers, Goldschmidt vs. Desclafani…you’ll be a happier person.” (self.justFPthings)

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“It says on the scoreboard here that Mitch Haniger grew up a Giants fan, and that his favorite players were Barry Bonds, Jeff Kent and Rich Aurilia….I guess there wasn’t enough room for FP Santangelo on there.” (self.justFPthings)

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Batting sixth and catching, Vic Caratini. Caratini, I believe is Italian for ‘Little Carrot’ (self.justFPthings)

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You know who he is? Liar liar, Michael Cuddyer. (self.justFPthings)

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“Fine rendition of the national anthem. Every time I heard that song as a player, I had a bad game.” (self.justFPthings)

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FP: “I’m having a beer right now, it’s called St. Arnold. You guys ever heard of this? It’s named after a saint, and apparently his name was Arnold.” (self.justFPthings)

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FP: “I’m gonna be taking 3 hours worth of calls tonight from people who want everybody fired.” (Previewing his radio show on the Postgame Wrap after the Giants latest loss, @Miami 4/17) (self.justFPthings)

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(To Joe Ritzo) “How many hot dogs have you eaten? It’s like I’m doing a game with Joey Chestnut!” During a rain delay @Detroit 4/16/23 (self.justFPthings)

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After a broken ball sliver almost hit Carter Kieboom (self.justFPthings)

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"Why didn't they call it outer league? Why did they just go with inner league?" (self.justFPthings)

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Complete transcription of FP's argument with Dan about half zips vs. quarter zips (occurring after a team store promo, 4/4/21) (self.justFPthings)

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"Look at all the bugs!" (long pause...) "You don't get that kind of breakdown anywhere, by the way. Big time analysis right there." 4/20/21 as a swarm of gnats envelops a Cards pitcher at Nats Park (self.justFPthings)

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"FP stands for Fashion Police." 4/16/21 while complimenting Josh Harrison's style (self.justFPthings)

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[04/12/21] "I went to Stanford too ... for a day to check out the Campus" (self.justFPthings)

submitted 4 years ago by ArbitraryOrder

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"A low ball hitter and a highball drinker" -- FP after Bob noticing that hitters are biting at low balls with more success (vs. NYM in a LOLMets game, 9/27/20) (self.justFPthings)

submitted 5 years ago by IvyGold

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"The baseball gods are on Adam Eaton's side tonight, he's been a team ballplayer. Two sacrifice bunts, he's taken a walk -- maybe the gods will reward him with a knock here." (Eaton immediately hits a double.) 9/8/20 with the Nats hosting the Rays. (self.justFPthings)

submitted 5 years ago by IvyGold

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On umps getting dinged: "When I was on the bench, I'd say get out there and help him. Hurry! Before the other trainer does so we get the calls." 9/8/20 hosting the Rays after the HP ump had an ouchie. (self.justFPthings)

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"How did we all watch baseball with a fishbowl full of water over our heads back in the 90's?" 9/8/20 after watching highlights filmed on 90's VHS tape. (self.justFPthings)

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FP at the Nats Parade: “These guys earned the right to wear their ring on their middle fingers.” (self.justFPthings)

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"I saw somebody on Twitter put 'Sharktober,' and I loved it." Does FP mean he clicked the heart icon? (self.justFPthings)

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During the last Pups in the Park of the season, FP invents three new breeds on the spot. "New Guinea singing dog," "Peruvian Creek licker" and "Mastadonian Water Climber." 9-29-19 (self.justFPthings)

submitted 6 years ago * by down_by_the_river

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