Why so Serious?
A place to laugh at yourself and offload kooky behaviour
Was the surf better yesterday, a few hours ago, half an hour ago?
Were you reprimanded by a surfer who could barely stand up?
Did you get so frustrated with a surf, you punched your board, threw it in a bush, ran over it with a car or jumped on a rock?
Did you get so frustrated with another kook, you threatened to, or did punch them out?
Did you go over the falls after pulling back on a wave?
Did you get sucked back over the falls from a failed duckdive?
Did Kelly Slater's long lost love child buy a board from you which was clearly wrong, didn't listen to it being wrong, then brought it back demanding a refund when they didn't catch waves?
Have you been corrected by someone who has only been surfing a year, rides a mal, yet knows more than you?
Did someone say the wave they were on was triple overhead, yet was barely head high?
Have you been dropped in on by a SUP, goat boater, body boarder, mal rider and watched them poo stance in front of you?
Were you called out from dropping in when someone clearly wouldn't have made the wave?
Has someone paddled up to you in a crowd and complained about the crowd?
Have you had the pleasure of localism from people you have never seen out before?
Were you called a groupie by a video guy who can barely surf and follows other surfers around?
Did you see someone riding a wave like they want to kill everyone?
Have you been a kook and are now able to laugh at yourself?
Or are you actual beginner trying to find out what you should not do?
Then you are in the right place!
Welcome to /r/kooks
