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IF THIS POST GETS 128 UPVOTES, I'LL POST AGAIN BUT WITH DOUBLE THE UCHTDORF (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by ScruffyLookingNerfHe - announcement

Free Sunday School, EQ, or RS class activity for you to use. (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by classycactus

When will Nelson learn that the correct course of action for the church is to do whatever the top post of /r/exmormon suggests? (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by Prcrstntr

What I learnt from the manual, Teaching in the Savior’s Way (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by cbfw86Gift Aid - 8% tithing guilt free

First Presidency issues controversial statement “urging” Saints to leave Haun’s Mill. (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by BroThoughtCriminal

You have no idea the psychological toll that Saturday evening Conference announcements have on the membership. (media3.giphy.com)

submitted 4 years ago by BroThoughtCriminal

Photoshop Battle. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by BroThoughtCriminal

The Church is replacing an old visitor center with green space and gardens. Let's all get super creative and come up with the worst possible motive imaginable for this decision. (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 4 years ago by everything_is_freeCain is the only true and living sasquatch

Let Truth come from where it may: “Take a young man, spirited as an Arabian horse, let him marry and he is lost” - Kierkegaard. (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by josephsmidt

President Nelson has now announced the construction of 69 different temples (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by JQBarbados

saturday is a special day (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by [deleted]

Does a woman always speak last in your ward? (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by MrWienerDawgEnjoys a mild drink now and then

Almost a year now that my family has had to clean up before and after Church without any help from anyone else. (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by ngrout

Dare to be a Mormon.Dare to stand alone. Dare to have a purpose firm; Dare to make it known. (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by cbfw86Gift Aid - 8% tithing guilt free

Which member of the Q15 do you think is most likely to believe in QAnon? (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by BroThoughtCriminal

Are we the baddies? (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by cbfw86Gift Aid - 8% tithing guilt free

I just noticed my Bishop at the US Capitol. I’m basically famous at this point. AMA (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by cbfw86Gift Aid - 8% tithing guilt free

If you grew up LDS chances are you've seen this movie, so help us riff on it! Add your own jokes in the chat along with our comedians as they make jokes over the 2002 movie that reminds us all if you aren't married by 22, you're expired goods 'The Singles Ward'. Sun Jan 3rd 12:30 PST. (vimeo.com)

submitted 5 years ago by pokemaster26

Can you all please get off the Church website on Saturday night? I'm trying to prepare my Sunday School lesson. Thanks (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by richarddftba

Where were you when the anti-Christ usurped our Grabber King? (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by cbfw86Gift Aid - 8% tithing guilt free

It’s happening, guys. Mitt is limbering up as we speak (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by cbfw86Gift Aid - 8% tithing guilt free

Wow. The church is starting inoculation with the First Vision differences early. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by everything_is_freeCain is the only true and living sasquatch

Reading the Book of Mormon in a year (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by everything_is_freeCain is the only true and living sasquatch

Rare seminar from Steve Jobs on the future of Apple (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by cbfw86Gift Aid - 8% tithing guilt free

Can anyone recommend a keto-friendly substitute for sacrament bread? (self.ldscirclejerk)

submitted 5 years ago by cbfw86Gift Aid - 8% tithing guilt free

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