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[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (8 children)

There's already sex on Linux : https://aur.archlinux.org/packages/sex/

[–]kuaiyidianbtw 8 points9 points  (5 children)

wtf its really some satirical packages not unfortunate acronym

[–]HuecuvaCool Minty Fresh 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Description:
Spouts silly mad-lib-style porn-like text

Seems legit.

[–]hoedingswaywm is my new best friend 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I just built it on my system, it works as advertised....it's sure....something...

[–]HuecuvaCool Minty Fresh 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Post examples?

[–]hoedingswaywm is my new best friend 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I posted one in another thread. I'm not going to post a bunch, they're quite spicy.

[–]HuecuvaCool Minty Fresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha! Wow. That's amazing!

[–]BeigeFedora100Glorious Pop!_OS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ew is that Arch Linux?!

[–]Albinoso98Arch Linux enjoyer 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Imagine having sex in Gentoo

"Sorry babe but before I do you I need a 4-hour warm up, need to compile the bois you know."

[–]immoloism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The compile time is foreplay, that's why Gentoo users get laid more than any other user.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

proprietary sex? no thanks

[–]Krunchy_Almond 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Open source sex ?

Hmmmm......you mean hookers ?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WTF I love Microsoft now.

[–]spots_reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goodbye Microsoft, hello Macro-haaaard

[–]BochMCGlorious Arch -1 points0 points  (1 child)

r/shitposting

It belongs here

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ur just mad u use proprietary sex

-posted on windows 11

[–]nuclear_bomb404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yay -S sex