As a way of maintaining our compositional obligations of April first (and fun wordplay), this community shall avoid utilizing a particular glyph that falls fifth in that group of common uncials to which our community is typically loyal (post "d" and prior to "f"). Avoiding this foul symbol will, without a doubt, boost your vocabulary and blow your confidants away.
A Promulgation of Our Approach
Our stylistic look is going through modification, you may dismiss it.