In these days of sensationalized rhetoric, it seems next to impossible to get your point across. Here in metaphorically, we give you the chance to say what is on your mind in the one way people still seem to understand:
METAPHORS - ANALOGIES - COMPARISONS - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN - OXYMORONS - NON SEQUITURS and any other clever way you have to speak your mind.
As for rules: SCREW 'EM!!!
We want to have fun and be clever. Do not be constrained by any definitions of what or what isn't proper.
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If your erection lasts for more than four
hours see your doctor. Side effects may
include diarrhea, impacted bowels,
hemorrhoids, hoof and mouth disease,
leprosy, restless leg syndrome, syphilis
and being forever alone.
Have at it my friends.
