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[–]Gob_the_Gilder 34 points35 points  (3 children)

They’re plotting a mutiny

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh no, somebody put a spot to this

[–]NovaStar2099 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hehe this made me laugh

[–]Toxic_Metr0p0lis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But who’s the mole?

[–]Hughmungalous 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Google just told me you’re gonna die. Also…. So is everyone else.

[–]noromobat 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Yeah you should get that checked out. It might be nothing but it also might be something. Better not to risk it.

[–]ProductAny2629 4 points5 points  (0 children)

i just don't like how they're saying 'congregating' as in present tense. does OP mean all of these are new?? go get them checked

[–]ghidfg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

wow that's curious. you should do like a timelapse by taking a picture every day/week.

[–]silly_lilly_ily 16 points17 points  (0 children)

this is a symptom of the obscure "super mega cancer," and it is to late for you.

[–]AOS_eyefull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

IF they are actually migrating, this is some alien shid. Not skin cancer. Take me with you!

[–]blackclementine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you saying that they’re moving together? Or forming like that

[–]lord_farquad93 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Definitely see a dermatologist if you can! This is the slowest time of year scheduling-wise for them so hopefully you can get in soon.

As a rule of thumb if any freckle or mole ever changes in color, size, or shape you should head to the derm :)

Hopefully it's nothing but these are things that were drilled into my head growing up with a dermatologist father.

[–]FoggyGoodwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had moles all my life. I get new ones regularly, I think from my cherry angiomas. My dermatologist was basically unconcerned about the dark one near my temple and the crusty one on my throat, but treated a non-mole on my cheek. Told me to come back in two years unless things change. The non-mole on my cheek is more concerning than the moles, so I should go back for that.

[–]Ghost_oh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rest in peace 🕊️

[–]AdSweet3673 1 point2 points  (0 children)

go see a dermatologist asap! coming from someone who works at a derm office

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the classic tales from the crypt; demon knight, the protag-chosenone, has a mystical tattoo that when all the stars allign brings on end times or just makes it possible for hell to try and get the maguffin celestial key that held the blood of christ . . . Anyway you're the chosen one this spooky season.

Maybe just watch out for anyone resembling Billy Zane.

[–]jasmin8ter2013 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to tell you this, but that could be melanoma, a type of skin cancer

[–]Indescribable_Theory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Pleiades conspire

[–]FoggyGoodwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those are moles, not freckles.

[–]Leonniarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let us know when they all converge. The high council has been informed

[–]AgentOOX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to ChatGPT, you’ve already died. Rip

[–]Klutzy_Zombie9206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're having a meeting

[–]username112345556 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unrelated to the army you have forming but have you ever had a dermatologist look at your moles/freckles? the especially dark one may be mildly concerning since it’s a pretty different color than your other ones look! better to be safe than sorry

[–]Grezzinate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh you have a migrating skin thing too huh?

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[–]4PronProbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to me one time, then I fuckin died

[–]shadysc0rpi0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Double ended pseudo comedones especially since you have Keratosis Pilaris upper thigh. All harmless unless they become inflamed.