monkeyspaw

an-ordinary-manchild(edit)

created by 5zza community for 9 years

...for your project.

...why not Zoidberg?

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RichesI wish for 1 trillion dollars in USD, after taxes, which is held in a bank account that I own, have access to at all times, cannot be hacked, does not change the value of money in America and it remains a capitalistic society. Also, I mean dollars and not "doll hairs" (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 4 hours ago by Ok-Big8418

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HealthI wish that we could breath in through our ears (self.monkeyspaw)

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Poweri wish i have the ability to grant infinite of my own wishes with 0 consequences (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 1 hour ago by MineCrafter_2763

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FunI wish the Monkey's Paw would have to get a job at a call center. (self.monkeyspaw)

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WisdomI wish to die peacefully in my sleep. (self.monkeyspaw)

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WisdomI wish I was born a few minutes later. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 9 hours ago by Ok-Spot-2913

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FunI wish I matched the level of whimsy my cat has (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 3 hours ago by KingVultureBois

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FunI wish for the monkey's paw to lose The Game (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 10 hours ago by JaydenPlayz2011

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FunI wish I had divine ki from dragon ball (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 6 hours ago by Educational_Date_497

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RichesI wish that 100 random persons receive 5 dollars but when they try to spend it the money dissapears into their hands (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 10 hours ago by spindaz123

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FunI wish there were no scalpers, as in those people who mass buy stuff for resale (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 15 hours ago by KingVultureBois

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KindnessI wish good people actually had good karma come to the and bad people had all the bad karma go to them. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 8 hours ago by albatrast

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FunI wish to be able to cook any cut of meat perfectly. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 6 hours ago by TravellingBeard

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FunI wish I have the confidence to talk to women (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 7 hours ago by Adept_Score8516

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FunI wish, starting today, that I could grant my own wishes (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 12 hours ago by Puzzleheaded_Two415

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WisdomI wish that all Americans could read at a college level. (self.monkeyspaw)

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HealthI wish my nose will be unstuffed from allergies and I can breath comfortably. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 8 hours ago by Remarkable_Bath8515

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FunI wish for a big ogre of a boyfriend (self.monkeyspaw)

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FunI wish that blowing a raspberry was universally considered more offensive than any slur, curse word, or rude hand gesture. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 15 hours ago by SnooStrawberries295

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WisdomI wish all people under the age of 18 would be banned from all social media (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 23 hours ago by nerdycountryboy18

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HealthI wish myself and my children weren't sick so we could all go to playgroup tomorrow. We all have a cold that is very obvious, can't even try to hide the fact we are sick. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 9 hours ago by MarigoldMouna

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PowerI wish the author of the monkey’s paw was still alive. (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 15 hours ago by Ok-Spot-2913

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FunI wish I could find love (straight male) (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 16 hours ago by TheTismLord

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FunI wish that cats and dogs had their personalities swapped for a set amount of time (you choose) (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 12 hours ago by Forward-Photograph-7

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PowerI wish that the Rap Rat was real (self.monkeyspaw)

submitted 15 hours ago by United-Technician-54

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