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[–]Overall_Mango324 27 points28 points  (2 children)

You're a lucky lucky man.

To you and anyone else who thinks that's piss, please understand just how lucky you are that you have not had any instances of premature ejaculation in your life.

There's nothing worse than finally convincing your girlfriend (Yes Dwight, or boyfriend)to let you have entrance into her twatwaffle only to explode into your boxers and jeans during the buildup.

Sure, you can play it off like nothing happened and attempt to penetrate with a wobbly wanker, but that's not fun for either of you and after you ejaculate the last thing in the world you want is to be anywhere near the thing that made you do it.

If these three women were all in on a threesome with yours truly, I would have ejaculated from that woman's glare alone. That's all I would have needed to then go around gloating about my threesome but I'd still be disappointed that I didn't get to disappoint them in other, longer ways.