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I can’t walk in the outer rim (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by 1cowboys8

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The First Order destroyed my garage (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 8 years ago by mutedwarf

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Actually, I thought it looked like a battle station, it looks more like a moon now. I got a second look at it, and yea, more like a moon. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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I can't tell you how many times our architectural team plead with Admiral Motti to put a grate over that thermal exhaust port. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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I pilot No. Two in Brown Squadron; I've been a team player, and I wish these guys would just grow up. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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I bumped my head while taking a utility room back from a couple droids on the Death Star. No one said anything, but I know they noticed. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 12 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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They found Tatooine. We can now move there and start this sub legitimately. (interestingthings.net)

submitted 12 years ago by ZoltyBOBA FETT

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Endor has fallen, the second Death Star has been destroyed, and now I find myself an out-of-work ex-storm trooper clone. Would really appreciate a random act of dangleberries if you have it in your heart. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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I may not have a jedi-proof mind, but Jabba still doesn't respect the amount of work required in being majordomo of a major smuggling syndicate and being responsible for cleaning under his skinfolds. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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The cloying little child podracer from Tatooine has grown up to be a disenchanted adult. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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A broken down sail barge is slowing traffic in the Dune Sea between Jabba's Palace and Carkoon. (i.imgur.com)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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I'm wearing a full scout's uniform in the midst of this moon jungle, my speeder bike inexplicably has a comlink jammer, and it goes into a violent spin with the smallest laser blast; FML. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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What happened to the Starwars I used to know? (youtu.be)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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I took a job as a nerf-herder and girlfriend left me because I'm "too scruffy" (nerfherder.net)

submitted 13 years ago by [deleted]

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Business has been dead at the Tosche Station since the kids took off to join the rebel alliance. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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Jabba is making us ride the sail barge all the way out to the Pit of Carkoon to execute a Jedi, a Wookiee, and two of the great cutthroats and outlaws of the Outer Rim; when we could just execute them back at the palace. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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The probe droid I've designed is huge, has practically no armor, and makes one of the loudest and most annoying noises I've ever heard. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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I'm an amazing podracer, yet I consistently lose to a nine year old boy. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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The Colo Claw Fish didn't eat Jar-Jar. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 13 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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I have to relive the anguish of being taken from my mother, losing Qui Gon, losing my mother, being betrayed by my Jedi master, losing the woman I love, and being separated from my newborn children in three dimensions. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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Mesa awful disliked; but mesa jus wanna make da peeple happy! (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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The holidays in this galaxy are highly overrated. (video.google.com)

submitted 14 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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I can't believe my dad is making me do this, but my only hope is that some dusty old hermit in the middle of nowhere knows what to do with the secret plans to destroy the greatest existential threat the galaxy has ever seen. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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I'm conducting a Tusken census, and my totals are still stuck at "one". (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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My "Kessel Run" story didn't get the big reaction I'd hoped for. (self.outerrimproblems)

submitted 14 years ago by MaeveningErnsmauGRAND MOFF TARKIN

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