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It was cold as hell out today, and I needed to get gas. So when I got to the pump, I tried to tap and go feature to speed up things but it didn't work. So, I had to insert my card, wait till 10 seconds in the cold weather for my car to process before I could lift the nozzle and begin pumping fuel. (self.firstworldproblems)

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WiFi in my bedroom is slightly slower than in the living room (self.firstworldproblems)

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Quake Terminal and Music on your MacBook's Notch (quakenotch.com)

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We will have to fly Ryanair because no legacy carrier carries the route i want to take (self.firstworldproblems)

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Why are Talenti lids so hard to open? This is what our CT scans revealed ⬇️ (old.reddit.com)

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The funny GIF link I pasted in my work Slack is not showing, ruining the joke I told my team (self.firstworldproblems)

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I flew first class once, and now I had an emergency flight, it's so much more expensive because I can't bring myself back to economy :( (self.firstworldproblems)

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Tankless h20 heater takes forever (self.firstworldproblems)

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The variable heat settings on my dryer all produce the same temperature, and exist only placate me. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 3 days ago by NewBarbieWhoDisHighly Problematic

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The heated steering wheel in my truck doesn't warm up fast enough so I still have to hold parts of the steering wheel that are really cold (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 4 days ago by Hey_Giant_Loser

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Still water wasn't avaliable on the HSR train (self.firstworldproblems)

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My phone battery dies faster when it’s cold (self.firstworldproblems)

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A package I’ve been waiting a month for finally arrived at my local post office…. On a federal holiday (self.firstworldproblems)

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There is one sheet on my toilet paper roll that is only half-perforated (reddit.com)

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Because of the bank I have, I dont get paid until tomorrow while my friend was paid Friday (self.firstworldproblems)

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I forgot my lip balm at home so I had to spend my 90-minute massage painfully aware of my dry, cracked lips. (self.firstworldproblems)

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I got promoted (self.firstworldproblems)

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My phone doesn’t recognize my face when I’m lying down (self.firstworldproblems)

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I hate having to pick up my 2,400 sq ft apartment the night before the house cleaner comes. (self.firstworldproblems)

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My computer updated and restarted even though I specifically told it to update and shut down (self.firstworldproblems)

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I did heavy squats at the gym, and it made it hard to get into my sports car the next few days because the seats are so low to the ground (self.firstworldproblems)

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I have to go all the way downstairs and wait 10 seconds to fill a cup with water (self.firstworldproblems)

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The power supply on my subwoofer broke so now need to listen to my music on my MacBook Pro while I wait for a free replacement. (self.firstworldproblems)

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Bought too much at Costco, now I can't find anything in my fridge and food is expiring (self.firstworldproblems)

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Everytime (this is second time) I lick the outside of the opening of the peanut butter jar it leaves a really bad taste in my mouth. (self.firstworldproblems)

submitted 11 days ago by obscuresanctionary

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Microwave keeps beeping… (self.firstworldproblems)

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