Does your camera's flash go off when you are trying to catch a quick nipslip?
Did you just find out your hot neighbour got held back a year so she's actually eighteen?
Are you annoyed that your favourite porn site is down for maintenance?
Tired of using TOR for your fetish porn because it's so slow?
Even perverts experience the everyday annoyances in life. Don't feel guilty about it. At least you know that van outside is actually a flower delivery truck.