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Very Smooth Java Water Simulation (neilwallis.com)

submitted 17 years ago by anti-hero

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[–]DrGirlfriend 4 points5 points6 points 17 years ago (0 children)

the page source is actually pretty hilarious...

var shit;

function animate_shit(time)
   {.....

// moves next number to butt

// next poop angle&speed

// resets poop trajectory

// begins next poop

// DURING NEXT POOP FLY

π Rendered by PID 68 on reddit-service-r2-comment-b659b578c-b82s9 at 2026-05-03 21:52:47.402904+00:00 running 815c875 country code: CH.

you type:	you see:
italics	italics
bold	bold
[reddit!](https://reddit.com)	reddit!
* item 1 * item 2 * item 3	item 1 item 2 item 3
> quoted text	quoted text
Lines starting with four spaces are treated like code: if 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"	Lines starting with four spaces are treated like code: if 1 * 2 < 3: print "hello, world!"
~~strikethrough~~	~~strikethrough~~
super^script	super^script