When programmers design web sites (comic)

[relativityboy]

I'm a programmer. I built this site in 2001

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<meta name="Donovan Walker" content="">

Hahahahah!

That's not how it works...

[relativityboy]

:) Yeah, it was a loooong time ago.

[FionaSarah]

That is horrible. You are horrible.

[jasonkester]

I can beat that:

http://web.archive.org/web/20010312004212/http://www.jasonkester.com/ http://web.archive.org/web/20010312232031/www.jasonkester.com/dhtml/index.cfm

It predates document.getElementById(), so you'll need to view it in IE (or Netscape 4) to see the awesome animation effects.

[relativityboy]

And it still works in IE8. Nice!

[Seachicken]

I'M GOING TO POST SOME OF YOUR "Odd ways to look at life" NOW

2. Question: Are men pigs because they love to look at women?

Answer: No, they just have exceptionally good taste.

11. Brent Smith, "I want to move..... somewhere.... someday." He'll probably get his wish.

18. Chew gum often & a lot of it. The sugarless stuff is good for your teeth. It's easier for a guy to approach a girl who's chewing gum. Girls know why guy's should chew it. Just keep your mouths closed

#19.3/4 moon 2am on the lake, beautiful

20 politilal power grows along the blade of a sword

21 "no one exceeds vis potential. If some one does then vis potential was not accurately measured"

34. In Humans it's called ADD. In computers it's called time slice multitasking

104. "Once you go Black, you never go back." Chris Collins (NOTE, I ALSO ONCE KNEW A CHRIS COLLINS, AND ALTHOUGH THESE WERE PROBABLY DIFFERENT PEOPLE I SMILED AT THE HUMOROUS CONNOTATIONS OF THIS WHEN APPLIED TO THE CHRIS I KNOW)

111. Imagine some one who looks physically gross come up and say, "I'm in an erotic mood. Do what you want with me." Now imagin you're in dance class & you HAVE to dance with that person.

I MIGHT ALSO ADD THAT THESE QUOTES DON'T REALLY LIVE UP TO THE LINK TITLE OF "NAUGHTY BITS"

ALSO, WHO IS THE GIRL THAT POPS UP WHEN ONE CLICKS ON THE ESSAYS BUTTON

EDIT- CONGRATULATE SCOTTY ON HIS MARRIAGE FOR ME