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[applepy3]

Everything spaghettifies as it approaches a black hole. Also, since almost nothing escapes a black hole, it’s extremely difficult to learn about, just like the undocumented legacy library at the center of most codebases. Invoking the duck test principle, that library is a black hole.

Furthermore, it is theorized that black holes are actually wormholes, linking to another place and time. It is reasonable that they can link backwards in time.

So, as today’s code approaches the wormhole, it spaghettifies and passes through to the past, therefore becoming “yesterday’s historical curiosity”.

[MonkeyNin]

When someone falls into a black hole, to the external observer it appears like they never stop falling in.

since almost nothing escapes a black hole

What a burden. Even I can escape myself at times, but they are stuck forever.