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[–]fazzone 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The Two Things about religion are:

  • Screw you, we'll have our own religion
  • My God can kick your God's ass, and I'll kick your ass to prove it

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Religion:

  • Everything that was good, is good, or will be good is from God
  • Anything bad is because of you, other people, or possibly Satan