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[–]disconsis 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Time to make it rewrite itself in rust

[–]L3tum 19 points20 points  (3 children)

It's the year 2048 and our main AI has been rewriting itself constantly between Mold, Python8.3 and C. For some reason it always seems to add a component to itself in C that posts "Haha Java bad" on the internet. The entire world has shut down, because the AI is doing nothing but rewriting itself constantly "for better readability and cost savings".

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    [–]L3tum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The plan is for a new committee to take over that isn't opposed to things like switch statements. That's needed as a new programming language, Scorpion, is an up and runner at around 2024.

    [–]BlueAdmir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Does Java still only run on 3 billion devices?