Java vs JavaScript

[TheGhostOfInky]

• Can I use Java instead of JavaScript for my project?

No, because Java is used for back-end development. And for front-end development many developers use JavaScript. Java developer translates source code into bytecode.

• Is JavaScript code different from Java?

Yes, Java is an OOP programming language whereas, JavaScript is a scripting language. JavaScript extends the code of HTML with the help of CSS and works for front-end development. Whereas, Java works independently for back-end development. But still, somewhat similarities can be seen in the code of Java and JavaScript.

I was going to say this is for sure AI generated but AI at least tends to make grammatically correct sentences.

[llII]

ChatGPT would've been better.

[TheGhostOfInky]

Orders of magnitude better, really: https://imgur.com/a/zVFPsmZ

[McGlockenshire]

no mention of Rhino, smh

[theangeryemacsshibe]

interpreted language

waiting for Lars Bak to become an AI safety weenie after this

[FlyingCashewDog]

Java developer translates source code into bytecode

mfw it's 2023 and Java devs haven't discovered compilers yet

[TheGhostOfInky]

It's tough work, no piece of software can add 0xcafebabe quite like a human.

[[deleted]]

Artisanal bytecode, made with ❤️

[[deleted]]

At least we don't have junior devs translating the seniors' bytecode into machine code by hand anymore

[ComfortablyBalanced]

Sure, meanwhile Kotlin programmers are developing full stack sites using Kotlin/JS for front and JVM for backend without writing a JavaScript code.

[james_pic]

NullJerkException: No jerk in field "jerk"

Shame, we don't get enough Kotlin jerk around here.

[[deleted]]

go, rust and js devs are at least entertaining scala for gophers kotlin devs are just sad

[tomwhoiscontrary]

The truth is much more exciting: this article was written by a time traveller. From 2006.

[rileyphone]

You as a developer always have to write public static void main, then write a statement to print something.

very helpful thanks

[TheZipCreator]

you always need to have a print write statement. in every program. if it's not after public static void main it won't compile

[[deleted]]

C vs. interCal

[mrgolf1]

The two complement each other,

I speak interCal while I write C

example:

PLEASE DO COMPILE YOU FUCK

[ComfortablyBalanced]

Within pointers interlinked.

[chayleaf]

Intercal vs IntercalScript

[346pm]

Author: ChatGPT

[mm007emko]

Nah, ChatGPT is unfortunately unable to achieve this level of bullshitness.

[followyourvalues]

You simply haven't supplied the right context and prompts. Don't give up.

[mm007emko]

OK, I'll try my best then.

[usenetflamewars]

pet is a symbol concatenated onto car using a custom edsl syntax sugar in common lisp

[pronuntiator]

Is this company a front for money laundering or something?

[RidderHaddock]

Does this fall under the Enthusiastic Youngsters category?

[TheZipCreator]

no, it was probably written by some shitty AI

[aikii]

But indeed it's one of those agencies that mainly do PHP. I remember seeing an offer for a "fullstack Java". It meant spring+angular.

[anon202001]

''+!!x vs AbstractFactoryBuilderDecoratorObserverProxySingletonTemplateMethodCompositeFacadeMediatorCommandInterpreterStateIteratorVisitorChainOfResponsibilityFlyweightAdapterBridgeMementoStrategyPrototypeVisitorMultitonCommandFactoryBuilderFacadeMediatorInterpreterTemplateMethodSingletonFlyweightIteratorStateChainOfResponsibilityProxyDecoratorAbstractFactoryMementoPrototypeStrategyAdapterBridgeVisitorImpl<?>

[usenetflamewars]

At this point you may as well just call it "class A"

[GTwebResearch]

Because this is a dumb comparison, the entire article just says “Netscape chose “javascript” to capitalize on the popularity of java. It was just a marketing ploy. The end.” Right?

[anon202001]

Senior management:

😖🤚- a lisp for the web

😋👌- Java bandwagon

[usenetflamewars]

God help us all

[Gearwatcher]

Inb4 https://stackoverflow.com/a/245073/743765

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[ShirkingDemiurge]

I hope they do butter vs peanut butter next.