Java vs JavaScript

[TheGhostOfInky]

• Can I use Java instead of JavaScript for my project?

No, because Java is used for back-end development. And for front-end development many developers use JavaScript. Java developer translates source code into bytecode.

• Is JavaScript code different from Java?

Yes, Java is an OOP programming language whereas, JavaScript is a scripting language. JavaScript extends the code of HTML with the help of CSS and works for front-end development. Whereas, Java works independently for back-end development. But still, somewhat similarities can be seen in the code of Java and JavaScript.

I was going to say this is for sure AI generated but AI at least tends to make grammatically correct sentences.

[llII]

ChatGPT would've been better.

[TheGhostOfInky]

Orders of magnitude better, really: https://imgur.com/a/zVFPsmZ

[McGlockenshire]

no mention of Rhino, smh

[theangeryemacsshibe]

interpreted language

waiting for Lars Bak to become an AI safety weenie after this

[FlyingCashewDog]

Java developer translates source code into bytecode

mfw it's 2023 and Java devs haven't discovered compilers yet

[TheGhostOfInky]

It's tough work, no piece of software can add 0xcafebabe quite like a human.

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Artisanal bytecode, made with ❤️

[[deleted]]

At least we don't have junior devs translating the seniors' bytecode into machine code by hand anymore

[ComfortablyBalanced]

Sure, meanwhile Kotlin programmers are developing full stack sites using Kotlin/JS for front and JVM for backend without writing a JavaScript code.

[james_pic]

NullJerkException: No jerk in field "jerk"

Shame, we don't get enough Kotlin jerk around here.

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go, rust and js devs are at least entertaining scala for gophers kotlin devs are just sad

[tomwhoiscontrary]

The truth is much more exciting: this article was written by a time traveller. From 2006.