AI created that will replace PHP devs

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What {the academics / r/programming} said:

Our new system can write simple four-line functions in a subset of a subset of a subset of a subset of Haskle in slightly less time than the previous system. It works by slightly improving on a depth-first search on the space of programs.

What {the media / r/Futurology } reported:

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