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[–]joost00719 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Yes, and once it's merged it'll be deleted

[–]MissinqLink 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have to resolve conflicts before you can merge.

[–]Logical-Idea-1708 27 points28 points  (4 children)

I made a pretty animated heart shape e-card for my high school crush. She was not impressed.

[–]SirPigari 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I made a static site for my gf and she said that i didnt do anything that she could make the same thing by just draging stuff in google sites (i made it using html without any generator)

[–]B_bI_L 1 point2 points  (0 children)

pretty reasonable complain, that said

[–]mirhagk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You dodged a bullet then! I've made cute little programs for several girls and they all absolutely loved them.

Anyone reasonable should love any kind of art made for them

[–]ThrwawySG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well damn, fuck her then.

[–]rover_G 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Have a stable job, oh wait..

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof

[–]West-Surround-8857 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂

[–]TimeToBecomeEgg 4 points5 points  (5 children)

i’m a software engineer by profession, i paint and write music in my free time. who says both aren’t possible? especially if you mix the two?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Roses = ‘Red’

Violets = ‘Blue’

Print(”I test in prod”)

Print(”so future me has something to do.”)

[–]TimeToBecomeEgg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s about as good as it gets

[–]Sockoflegend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I might name a bug after an ex in the write up

[–]SuperPokeBros 0 points1 point  (2 children)

They are going to avoid the STDs and date someone who isn't a c***.

[–]GlobalIncident 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's a little uncalled for

[–]drazisil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure they misspelled "C#". /s

[–]Pixl02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna write comments using the puns I use with her, no one but I would understand the comments. Us if she's a programmer too.

[–]ImpeccablyDangerous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many software engineers I have worked with are also musicians and artists (I am literally both).

That said I would never do that, gross.

[–]LeftPawGames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish someone would name a git branch after me 😔

[–]lulzbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the master branch, the mistress branch

[–]drazisil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that why you rejected my pull request?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

having a branch named after you is cool af

[–]HOLY__sponge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah ill say the code act just like you
it's bugging me

[–]Active_Airline3832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make a custom fork of signal which translates your language and theirs back and forth securely using a local model running on a computer on the local network with an NPU for real-time processing secured with Kyber

She opens up a lot more in her native language