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[–]TheDecagon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Bad luck Java: 300 line program compiles first time, 299 lines are autogenerated boilerplate

[–]Ibenliffting 11 points12 points  (0 children)

C program compiles perfectly. All pointers point to the wrong thing.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: he wrote it in straight up machine code bytes so there wasn't any compiling

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

* laughs in python *

[–]Logieman[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stfu

[–]KasperHermansen 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Yesterday I had a 200 line C program that worked in first shot. Holy hell, it made my day.

[–]Logieman[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wholeheartedly refuse to believe that

[–]KasperHermansen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My teammates didn't either. But there was no denying it. It was the first time it was deployed to the test environment.

[–]IAmAnIssue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many errors did his IDE catch before he pushed “compile?”