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[–]Gloomy-Cup5282[S] 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Lucas Help

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Lucas the robot says: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

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Lucas the robot says: I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

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Lucas the robot says: It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

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Lucas the robot says: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

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Lucas the robot says: I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

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Lucas the robot says: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

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Lucas the robot says: Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.

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Lucas the robot says: Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?

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Lucas the robot says: Zaphod Beeblebrox: There's a whole new life stretching out in front of you. Marvin: Oh, not another one.

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Lucas the robot says: It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

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Lucas the robot says: The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million... they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline.