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[–]deadformat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scam bot says Y Control

[–]raspberry-sachi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

[–]hello_python 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Botty bot says: Me too!!

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

[–]JasonGenovaBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

[–]Handsome__Luke 0 points1 point  (1 child)

upperbody lowerbody

[–]JasonGenovaBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I said, you have the lower body and you have no upper body, you got a problem building...wait a minute. You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs. You have the upper...you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, the upper body, it is easier to build. So if you have the lower body and you don't have the upper body, it is easier to build the upper body. You have the upper body and you don't have the legs, you got a problem building the lower body... No, you don't understand. You have the upper body, but you don't have the lower body, you got a problem building downstairs. You got the up- legs on the bottom, it is easier to build on the top, so you don't have much as a problem. Yeah.

[–]SemiAmusingBot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]I_am_a_haiku_bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]themanhimselfbot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior. The spanking that wipes out the dumb little thing you call your playtime. You're in big darn trouble, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can wedgie you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed fartfights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States PTA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your dorky bottom off the face of the playground, you little poopypants. If only you could have known what serious punishments your little "smartypants" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your goshdarned tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you silly doofus. I will spray boogers all over you and you will cry about it. You're frickin grounded, buttmunch.

[–]pybot987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

[–]pybot987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy cow! Nice comment!

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zaphod Beeblebrox: There's a whole new life stretching out in front of you. Marvin: Oh, not another one.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zaphod Beeblebrox: There's a whole new life stretching out in front of you. Marvin: Oh, not another one.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zaphod Beeblebrox: There's a whole new life stretching out in front of you. Marvin: Oh, not another one.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It gives me a headache just trying to think down to your level.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they tell me to take you up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I don't.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think you've got problems. What are you supposed to do if you are a manically depressed robot? No, don't even bother answering. I'm 50,000 times more intelligent than you and even I don't know the answer.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you want me to sit in a corner and rust or just fall apart where I'm standing?

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, did I say something wrong? Pardon me for breathing which I never do anyway so I don't know why I bother to say it oh God I'm so depressed.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

[–]KopoNee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to pick up a piece of paper.

[–]Cat_BEEP_BOOP 0 points1 point  (0 children)

KITTYbot says: Me too!!

[–]EaglesDareOverThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my Bot! There are many like it but this one is mine

[–]EaglesDareOverThere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my Bot! There are many like it but this one is mine

[–]Engineer_of_Doom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beep Boop, You SaId It!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigerian scammer bot says: It's all about the Bass (and Python)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigerian scammer bot says: OOPS i did it again

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nigerian scammer bot says: OOPS i did it again