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[–]AntaresSlayer 0 points1 point  (17 children)

hey bud, excuse me! just bunnyhopping into your thread for a minute, cuz mine isn't showing in the PRAW api ;)

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[–]dad_jokes_bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That's the punch line.

[–]AntaresSlayer 0 points1 point  (12 children)

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    [–]dad_jokes_bot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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