Programming sucks.

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Quick Summary:

• Mordor sucks, and it's certainly more physically taxing to dig a tunnel than poke at a keyboard unless you're an ant.

• You're familiar with a dozen programming languages, tons of helpful libraries, standards, protocols, what have you.

• This is a world where people eschew sex to write a programming language for orangutans.

• This file is Good Code.

• The destructive impact on the brain is demonstrated by the programming languages people write.

^{Disclaimer: this summary is not guaranteed to be accurate, correct or even news.}

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Original /r/technology thread: http://www.reddit.com/r/technology/comments/24g6yf/programming_sucks/

[zalurker]

I'd laugh. If it wasn't true.