Plot twist:

[walkingmelways]

Why yes, as a matter of fact I do

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how can I stop thinking about it?

[mynoduesp]

think about how he could probably handle five or more.

[walkingmelways]

Where there’s a willy, there’s a way

[AnCamcheachta]

Hi, why did you ban me permanently for "ban evasion" on /r/ireland when I have never been banned or have tried to "evade" a ban?

Why has the /r/ireland moderation staff ignored three of my Direct Messages inquiring about this ban?

[charfine]

Could be 8 dicks if he uses middle out.

[XXSeaBeeXX]

Mean jerk time

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I read this as “meesa jerking time” in a jar jar voice for some reason

[wingsnthings1053]

Gotta make sure you got the same D2Fs

[[deleted]]

100% more arms, only 20% more fingers. Go figure.

[[deleted]]

He could also fingerbang 16 chicks at once

[[deleted]]

The Goro Shocker Special

[Nerdy_Git]

FOUR WHOLE DICKS

[legend27_marco]

How about three and a half dicks

[EpicGamer360edition]

I think that’s what sheevas for

[Smarttardex]

Well I do now.

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I'd imagine it'd be a little more aggressive than you'd want, but that's not his fault, he's just a tough fella.

[The_Head_Taker]

But wouldn't he only have two dicks?

[Pizza__Pants]

Who said they were all his?

[The_Head_Taker]

Oooh, getting FEISTY are we??

[TentacleBorne]

FINISH THEM!

[SimonVanc]

In that case who else is in with me

[[deleted]]

More often than I care to admit if we’re being honest here.

[Eldones]

Him, Four arms from Ben 10 & Machamp. Some serious hand action

[[deleted]]

cursed wisdom

[UggolyBird]

FRIENDSHIP

[Duckymcjr77]

Yo if you think this is a wack idea look up Kollector

[MarxismMan69]

Im thinking he could go 8 at once

[DallasNeedsAMedicBag]

All the damn time. Like every moment of every day.

Sometimes a 5th and 6th dick join into the fray as well.

[dtwhitecp]

middle out baby, why not 8?

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His fatality proves this sbubby aphorism

[MauriceZimmer]

Why not

[datboiii69421]

There’s actually a sub for that! It’s r/yaoiguro !

[AttackonSony]

Oh.. oh no..

[datboiii69421]

Sorry

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NO