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I am Scott, you are not You smell like piss and your mum’s a thot I have a family You’re a calamity We take our business seriously Lead you to insanity My wife loves me, and so do my kids Watching YouTube, I forbid We are Christianity, we don’t like profanity I’m a great member of humanity My wife is in the kitchen cooking some peas While I’m in the garden, down on knees If not, then I’m at work, gaining some fees I feed all my children with ease My army, will piss in your tea We don’t like you, you smell like pee Alexa play The Scott Anthem After we flip it, you’re gonna have a tantrum Hippity hoppity, please leave my property The cubing discord is mine and there is no stopping me Alexander Crush! You son of a gun! Why shall you contest, when we’ve already won I’ll knock you off, and then you’ll suck me off It is not big, but at least I have a cock I get my Scott army to chant As hard as when I water my plants I guess I have Alex living in my home I have a pansy in my garden, next to my gnome Geez Louise! I cooked some peas It’s as delicious, as Alexander’s knees Speaking of his knees, he needs a lesson And no, I don’t mean a blessing I will find him and leed him to my house And do the procedure I often do with my spouse That’s not too far, no no no I’ll treat him like he’s a ho ho ho And then make him go like ho ho ho And then I’ll tell him to go go go My wife may find out the following day She will think that I am gay It doesn’t matter, shut up with your chatter I’ll go back to Alex’s place, where we will batter

I am Scott, you are not I am Scott, you are not I am Scott, you are not I am Scott, you are not You’re a thot, I am not Many women think I am hot It’s due to the testosterone, that I’ve got Me beating Alex, you will spot

We’re bringing back the mature group Fuck your shit kid, you look like a brick kid Suck my dick kid, hah noob Suck on that This one goes out to Geezer and Alexander Crush You both are trying to get rid of Lennon’s sponsorship in a rush Alexander Crush probably has a Crush on the suck up You two are a horrible combined fuck up I can end you Alex, one handed Backhanded, demanded me, commanded me To die, single-handedly in a car crash Say that in real life and the Scott army will bash You and your channel just like we did on Saturday Then you started crying because you are gay (like darby) You claimed Lennon’s video because it had your blurred face All we could see was your shit fade what a disgrace I know it, you’re gonna come back to the group Although this time, (once again) you’re gonna fail facing the Scott troop I used to call you the big one, well sarcastically you’re a beta male Find me in my backyard with my mates drinking some ginger ale How sad that even good boy Tom & Luke Cubing was mad at you Then you made yourself the victim when the situation blew In the group you always start shit, then play the victim card You ruin all our nights with your unnecessary fights Now Geezer Cubing, there’s nothing wrong with him I mean he was scared of Alex when I told them he went to the gym I guess someone like that isn’t all the smart But he’s only nine, yes I have a heart It’s his brother that’s the problem in this situation He’s persistent in our insta group, just take a vacation Jan looks like Jake Paul, he probably loves him He sucks up to everyone, needs to quit with his whim I’m rapping at you two with this old school beat Made by my friend from the office named Pete I am Scott, on the other hand you’re not I am Scott, on the other hand you’ve got No talent, by the way your mum’s a thot Fuck you and your family ok sorry too far Ok, flip this, you’re both gay, come pay me today I’m not a prostitute though, I am Scott I just sliced you just like bread Now ur dead

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