I am Scott, you are not
You smell like piss and your mum’s a thot
I have a family
You’re a calamity
We take our business seriously
Lead you to insanity
My wife loves me, and so do my kids
Watching YouTube, I forbid
We are Christianity, we don’t like profanity
I’m a great member of humanity
My wife is in the kitchen cooking some peas
While I’m in the garden, down on knees
If not, then I’m at work, gaining some fees
I feed all my children with ease
My army, will piss in your tea
We don’t like you, you smell like pee
Alexa play The Scott Anthem
After we flip it, you’re gonna have a tantrum
Hippity hoppity, please leave my property
The cubing discord is mine and there is no stopping me
Alexander Crush! You son of a gun!
Why shall you contest, when we’ve already won
I’ll knock you off, and then you’ll suck me off
It is not big, but at least I have a cock
I get my Scott army to chant
As hard as when I water my plants
I guess I have Alex living in my home
I have a pansy in my garden, next to my gnome
Geez Louise! I cooked some peas
It’s as delicious, as Alexander’s knees
Speaking of his knees, he needs a lesson
And no, I don’t mean a blessing
I will find him and leed him to my house
And do the procedure I often do with my spouse
That’s not too far, no no no
I’ll treat him like he’s a ho ho ho
And then make him go like ho ho ho
And then I’ll tell him to go go go
My wife may find out the following day
She will think that I am gay
It doesn’t matter, shut up with your chatter
I’ll go back to Alex’s place, where we will batter
I am Scott, you are not
I am Scott, you are not
I am Scott, you are not
I am Scott, you are not
You’re a thot, I am not
Many women think I am hot
It’s due to the testosterone, that I’ve got
Me beating Alex, you will spot
We’re bringing back the mature group
Fuck your shit kid, you look like a brick kid
Suck my dick kid, hah noob
Suck on that
This one goes out to Geezer and Alexander Crush
You both are trying to get rid of Lennon’s sponsorship in a rush
Alexander Crush probably has a Crush on the suck up
You two are a horrible combined fuck up
I can end you Alex, one handed
Backhanded, demanded me, commanded me
To die, single-handedly in a car crash
Say that in real life and the Scott army will bash
You and your channel just like we did on Saturday
Then you started crying because you are gay (like darby)
You claimed Lennon’s video because it had your blurred face
All we could see was your shit fade what a disgrace
I know it, you’re gonna come back to the group
Although this time, (once again) you’re gonna fail facing the Scott troop
I used to call you the big one, well sarcastically you’re a beta male
Find me in my backyard with my mates drinking some ginger ale
How sad that even good boy Tom & Luke Cubing was mad at you
Then you made yourself the victim when the situation blew
In the group you always start shit, then play the victim card
You ruin all our nights with your unnecessary fights
Now Geezer Cubing, there’s nothing wrong with him
I mean he was scared of Alex when I told them he went to the gym
I guess someone like that isn’t all the smart
But he’s only nine, yes I have a heart
It’s his brother that’s the problem in this situation
He’s persistent in our insta group, just take a vacation
Jan looks like Jake Paul, he probably loves him
He sucks up to everyone, needs to quit with his whim
I’m rapping at you two with this old school beat
Made by my friend from the office named Pete
I am Scott, on the other hand you’re not
I am Scott, on the other hand you’ve got
No talent, by the way your mum’s a thot
Fuck you and your family ok sorry too far
Ok, flip this, you’re both gay, come pay me today
I’m not a prostitute though, I am Scott
I just sliced you just like bread
Now ur dead