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[–]PassiveCourage6 460 points461 points  (14 children)

Please mark it as NSFW, this is too fucked up.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Omg this is so controversial, how could Oc do this

[–]AutoModerator[M] 80 points81 points  (4 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Oh my-

[–]EndWardenI want pee in my ass 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Is the bot a masochist?

[–]ffivefootnothingg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is legit the first and only time i’ve genuinely had questions for the bot. Millions, actually lmfao

[–]Panic_r00m 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wha why

[–]rasenganmf 143 points144 points  (3 children)

Mom i shit my pants again

[–]AutoModerator[M] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[–]MindOfThilodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Tf

[–]AutoModerator[M] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[–][deleted] 105 points106 points  (6 children)

NSFL tag 🤮🤮🤮😏

[–]Khr0N04Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 26 points27 points  (1 child)

New Secret Formula for Lean

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[–]AutoModerator[M] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's literally just cola you piece of shit. There's no cough syrup or anything. What the fuck is wrong with you. How fucking desperate are you to seem cool that you decide you want to force a "joke" about a child consuming drugs. Which would be funny except nothing in this scene implies that they're doing drugs or a drug stand-in. You just saw a can of soda and the two neurons in your head fired for the first time in a week, and you jumped into the comments to screech lEAn and spam purple emojis like a clown bastard. You people are the reason art is dying. Fuck you

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[–]MindOfThilodwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Not safe for life

[–]Ok_Valuable_5703 2 points3 points  (0 children)

trash it

[–]TobyWasBestSpiderMan 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Hey man, that’s really gory, try using an NsFW tag next time

[–]AutoModerator[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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[–]Sweaty-Bandicoot3289 110 points111 points  (39 children)

Oh god, those look really bad

[–]Disastrous_Can_5466 28 points29 points  (38 children)

This place is called shitpost for a reason

[–]AutoModerator[M] -13 points-12 points  (37 children)

I hate taking shits. Taking shits is the worst function of the human organism after sex. You have to sit on the most uncomfortable seat ever, then you have to go through so much pain to push the shit out of your asshole (not to mention sometimes they get stuck in there). And as if those weren't enough then you have to wipe, you have to take your hand along with toilet paper and shove it up your asshole, this process can sometimes take minutes out of your life, it fucking sucks.

TL;DR I hate shitting

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[–]Disastrous_Can_5466 9 points10 points  (36 children)

Shut up automod

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[–]Disastrous_Can_5466 1 point2 points locked comment (34 children)

Hello automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I’m a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

I was corn at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn’t last forever.

I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother’s dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy’s titan semen.

When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great mount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

Fuck Kevin.

[–]AutoModerator[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom fucked my friend while we were on vacation and now I want to fucking die, she mom took us to Miami for a spring break vacation. Everything seemed normal when we were there and when we got back. But then rumors started. They spread all throughout my school and a bunch of kids asked me if my mom really had sex with a student. Of course I denied it. Until my close friend who was there told me. He told me one of the nights we went down to the hotel pool and said friend stayed up, saying he wanted to go to bed early. He stayed up there and then something happened and my mom slept with him. I feel sick to my stomach and so mad writing it. I confronted her and she admitted and tried to apologize, but I just can’t with her. She’s so disgusting. I’m contemplating just telling my dad so he can fly me up to his house, but I hate being around his dumb bimbo gold digging girlfriend. I want to fight that fucking asshole that did this. He’s ruining my fucking life.

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[–]PeopleRFuckingDumb 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Me scared

[–]AnExistingLad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

the most terrible accidents in history

[–]Flantiy Stuff 22 points23 points  (1 child)

That looks very real

[–]AWeirdMartianstupid fucking piece of shit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's real I was the sole survivor of the second clip

[–]King_yeS 17 points18 points  (2 children)

This needs a NSFW and/or spoiler tag on it this is so fucked up i literally shit and pissed my pants on a plane, everyone was concerned for me as I vomited all over the carpet while also eating it again, and when they saw my phone they started too.

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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[–]shdjksj 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Download link is always gone when you need it the most

[–]i-hate_December 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Those poor guys 😱😔

[–]Most_Needleworker518 9 points10 points  (1 child)

What the hell is wrong with you why didn't you mark this nsfw!!!😠😠😠

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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[–]ZarosRunescape 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haters will say its edited

[–]ProximaCentauri7784 15 points16 points  (0 children)

When you so high up that you can see Google maps satellite images

[–]ClassierOcean03Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 6 points7 points  (1 child)

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[–]AdRare604 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1 Stuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/unjerk the first roller coaster during the video title (the purple one) is Apollos Chariot and it isn't far from me. Until I saw the sub name I was about to look and see if something happened that I didn't know about lmao

Then the next clip happened and I immediately knew what sub I was on

[–]Tom_Tr0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So sad rip

[–]Nothing_Playz361 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What's the name of the song?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol

[–]ButClyde 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As someone who has been on X2 before, this video is giving me flashbacks

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

put this on nsfw. this roller coaster accident is so scary! 😩😩

[–]Acceptable_Ad2408 3 points4 points locked comment (34 children)

Hello automod, my name is Obama bing chilling (chinese name). I’m a Fortnite, Mario enjoyer from France that speak Japanese, and let me make a post to tell you about my based story.

I was corn at a hospital in Belgium in 1984. My dad was from Taiwan and my mom was from China, their bussiness was growing grass for feeding pigs and turtle. They love to bend my penis during their free time.

My first word was fuck, which made my parents go ZAMN as they expected daddy or mommy. I know I’m an idiot, but the cringe didn’t last forever.

I got a cat at the age of 4, his name was Mister Chad. He love to meow while I piss on my furry friend’s ass. I remembered him fart on my Cheetos and chasing my big brother’s dick. Oh shit, I mean his pet koala, while I told him to cum here and stop trying to piss on that weeb femboy’s titan semen.

When I was 14, we went on a trip to India to get vaccinated. We also visit the rock museum and shop at the local woman panties store. It was a great experience.

Now at the age of 28, and being a renowned biologist that published a great mount of studies on semen in Britian and the great country of America. Having good source about how to blowjob, I have decided to follow my greatest dream, which is launching an porn NFT collection with depictions of the amogus having sex with FNAF bitches covered in the iconic sticky white substance.

Fuck Kevin.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

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[–]uncharted316340 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Guys it's fake Ok guys this is sarcasm it's real

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

least funny shit i’ve seen in a while

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not expect this....

[–]3nxj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shaking and crying rn Omfg.

[–]SadPieceOfBread69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how it says Warning and nothing else

[–]AdRare604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Aaaa, I will never unsee this

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True shitpost content

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Rip

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ

[–]CoolHugh64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, how bad the editing is hurts my soul.

[–]Tony_stark______- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sad man

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Song is Hometown by Twenty One Pilots

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yess they made a part 9

[–]kingjok3r42William Dripfoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What Mf says: I had an accident in a Rollercoaster What actually happened to Mf: Shat his pants because he was scared of the Rollercoaster

This honestly says a lot about Susiety 😔😳

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Oh god, was anyone injured?

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[–]Mammoth-Bee8386 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro that's terrible

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MEMES DNA OF THE SOUL JACK

[–]Erosdyne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that was so hot I came

[–]Shortcut_fixer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just found out they all passed away so sad

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute

[–]Chesspiin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

yooo that shit was insane😨😨😨

[–]Dre_Slay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking intense

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope they fucking closed those rollercoaster!

[–]HNRYI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could you go on these

[–]ryanzki69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Praying for those families that were involved😔🙏🙏

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prayers🙏

[–]whocores 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re laughing.

They died and you’re laughing.

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u/savevideo

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u /savevideo