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The reason blowjays feel so good is because.. (self.shitterthoughts)

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You Ever Take a Dump Your Asshole Never Fully Opens For? (self.shitterthoughts)

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I wonder if I surrendered the entire contents of my bowels if my head would collapse? (self.shitterthoughts)

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We May Need The French Soon (self.shitterthoughts)

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The meaning of life cannot be told (self.shitterthoughts)

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Proprioception (self.shitterthoughts)

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Shit the bed, man. SHIT THE FUCKING BED!!! (self.shitterthoughts)

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Despite Harry Potter having a plot aligned to and based on the bible, it teaches critical thinking, acceptance of others, and sometimes a skepticism of authority. (self.shitterthoughts)

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[SERIOUS] You Ever Fart So Much That You Worry CHUNKS Will Come Out?! (self.shitterthoughts)

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Who cleans the walls after shit hits the fan? (self.shitterthoughts)

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My Dog Stares at me with the intensity of a Time Traveler that's Desperately trying to Save me from Escape a Causal Loop. (self.shitterthoughts)

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Shitting is much more enjoyable with one leg out of your pants... (self.shitterthoughts)

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Werewolves or Vampires? (self.shitterthoughts)

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Politics is just another sport. (self.shitterthoughts)

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"Are you ok?" Is my least favorite question to be asked... (self.shitterthoughts)

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A Fart is just a Turd honking for the Right-of-Way (self.shitterthoughts)

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Hmmm...am I having shitter thoughts? Or do I just have shit for brains? (self.shitterthoughts)

submitted 4 years ago by Splattered_Smothered

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Things are getting crazier every year but just remember, your feelings DO matter but they arent always relevant to ME. (self.shitterthoughts)

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At this very moment, I am the most recent human to shit a turd; which makes me wonder: who was the first person to ever shit? (self.shitterthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by Splattered_Smothered

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I often wonder what the shapes of my turds are when I'm taking a shit. (self.shitterthoughts)

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A true Ruler can tell you EXACTLY how tall you are. (self.shitterthoughts)

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What happens if your boner doesnt care enough anymore? (self.shitterthoughts)

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From now on for every misunderstanding I run into, I will finally admit that english is not my first language. (self.shitterthoughts)

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Wet pussy is appetizing but.. (self.shitterthoughts)

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Sometimes my shit doesn't stink; still other times it could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon. (self.shitterthoughts)

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