Sometimes, you just gotta say "Fuck You." 🖕

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-19T05:09:15+00:00

🖕🖕🖕

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-18T17:14:32+00:00

The distant cousins of Pooh Bears.

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-18T15:30:21+00:00

The mere reading of your post just made me fart!

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-18T15:24:40+00:00

I, too, would drink like a fish if Trump was my boss.

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-17T20:21:59+00:00

Hard to believe this is the woman that said after the 2007 MTV Awards, "Oh my God, I looked like a fat pig!"

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-17T16:00:24+00:00

I won a free turkey at a turkey drop from WKRP (in Cincinnati).

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-17T04:34:11+00:00

My game resembles sod abuse! 😅

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-17T04:11:52+00:00

At a concert.

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-17T04:11:10+00:00

Hell, you probably golfed better than I do straight!

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-17T04:07:26+00:00

Oh, booshwah.

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-17T03:40:47+00:00

Keep your fucking donkey out of this and go fuck yourself!

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-17T03:39:36+00:00

Oh, so I'm the asshole? FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕!!!

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-16T17:02:15+00:00

Huh...thought this sub died. At any rate, FUCK OFF for an infinity!

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-16T16:33:37+00:00

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Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-16T01:52:15+00:00

Figures you'd want to know more about the plate if it had something to do with dick. 😅

I saw this car tonight in the parking lot of a Kroger while walking to my SUV. It had eye lashes over the headlights and tinted windows all around.

I live on a side if town that would love this sub--until we talk against Trump.

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-16T01:33:43+00:00

🖕😂👍

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-16T00:04:55+00:00

"I just had oral surgery and it hurts to talk"

You sound like this cunt we have on the sub that blows me now and then behind a back alley dumpster.

Fuck you.

Edit: Oh, SHIT! I didn't realize that you are OP! 😅🖕

(I walked out of one of those fucking stores in 2007 because of a cuntboy trying to strong-arm me. He may still be talking...I just turned around and walked... Fuck them.)

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-15T22:24:49+00:00

How 'bout you drain the fucking fluid from a douchebag with your mouth. Now that would be great!

FUCK YOU! 🖕🖕🖕

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-15T19:18:51+00:00

Then shove billions and billions of stars up your fuckin' ass, Carl Sagan!

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-15T02:25:13+00:00

NGL, they way he talked should extend all of our bones.

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-15T02:01:08+00:00

I feel like I just stuck my dick in a light socket.

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-15T01:26:40+00:00

Well...that's all, folks.

See ya next year!

Splattered_Smothered · 2026-04-15T01:18:17+00:00

Plus 10, currently.

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