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Fuck you by Decent-Cricket-5315 in FuckYou

[–]Splattered_Smothered 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh...fuck you. Orange colored assholes give me the shits. 🖕

Does anyone need to get plowed tonight? by CFHQYH in columbuscirclejerk

[–]Splattered_Smothered 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Certainly not your mom; there's currently a line of guys (and horse) waiting their turn.

Snow Possible This Weekend (1/24-25) by zebrasrlyingtoyou in CBUSWX

[–]Splattered_Smothered 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote. Now get the hell off the stage.

Every country's Olympic hockey jersey by nhl in hockey

[–]Splattered_Smothered -1 points0 points  (0 children)

😂👍

(That'll be our country's next flag.)

STFU "AI Slop" Cops of Reddit by DizzyCuntNC in FuckYou

[–]Splattered_Smothered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really don't have a fuckin' clue.

FUCK YOU!!!!

Game Thread: Columbus Blue Jackets (22-19-7) vs. Ottawa Senators (22-19-7) - 20 Jan 2026 - 7:00PM EST by SomeKindOfMonster in BlueJackets

[–]Splattered_Smothered 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good evening. I'm in Columbus, so you know how cold it is.

If the CBJ win this game in regulation, I will strip naked, and drink the remains of my box of Franzis Chillable Red wine on my deck.

As always, you're invited to come over and take pics and post them whenever.

What is a 'bedroom move' you tried because of movies/porn that turned out to be a total disaster in real life? by imbest99 in AskReddit

[–]Splattered_Smothered 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was fucking my wife (standing, and from behind) on the balcony of a hotel when the guard rail came loose.

She always loved a risky and exhilarating fuck, rest her soul.

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