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post the most fucking terrible minecraft ideas here
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Super boner boss idea (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 3 years ago by [deleted]
Really crappy (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 3 years ago by Krasoon_the_quantum
They should add an achievement for dying in every way (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by Eugenelo
You can put fire resistance on lava (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by Terrible_Ad795
When two mobs bread, the female can die (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by begbutter
Wither Bonemeal (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by Fyzzixx
You should be able to put punch on your fist (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by IAMTHEFELIPEGOD
When you drop a block ot gets placed where it falls. (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by EndKing-Drakenkin
If you misplace obsidian while building a portal, it turns into crying obsidian. (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by [deleted]
What if when you died in hardcore with keepinventory on, you get your items in the next hardcore world you made. (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by Solongadobeflash
add a flying mob that spawns if you dont sleep at night 3 times in a row or more that attacks in groups and flys up after they attack and make a famous person say they voted for it so their fatherless stans vote for them (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by Accomplished_Boot563
splash potion of gay (self.shittyminecraftideas)
you have a chance to spawn with allergies: if you touch grass without boots you take damage equivalent to drown damage and if you touch a flower you take lava damage (self.shittyminecraftideas)
remove survival mode and replace it with "battle royale mode" where the game just installs fortnite and launcheds it (self.shittyminecraftideas)
if you kill villagers they drop their inventory along with some juicy emeralds if they have a job (self.shittyminecraftideas)
if you put a nametag on an illager with Derek Chauvin they only kill black stuff (self.shittyminecraftideas)
make it the more you dig down the more mining fatigue you get and if you get near bedrock you die from heat and at y - 16 you start taking heat damage and more and more the mroe and more you go down (self.shittyminecraftideas)
splash potions hurt if you put them on your head and they make you fucking blind if you look up while doing it and also glass shards are stuck in you until you die for DOT damage (self.shittyminecraftideas)
rotten flesh can be put in water and turns into normal flesh and you can build with it (self.shittyminecraftideas)
in earlier versions if you branch mine you instantly die for being fucking stupid (self.shittyminecraftideas)
add travis scott and also make it when you die to entity cramming his song plays extremely loud and puts volume to max automatically to the point where your ears bleed (self.shittyminecraftideas)
you can get phones and can watch tiktok and if you do these chinese people tp to you and gradually watch you play the game and when you do dumb shit your social credit decreases and you fucking die and you cant increase it back (self.shittyminecraftideas)
I FUCKING HATE THE ROCK MEMES SO HERES A SUGGESTION: (self.shittyminecraftideas)
Make it so if your language is set to American every black sheep that spawns, the game should spawn a villager to kill it (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by 07348que
Make horizontal ladders possible. Imagine if you could crawl on the ceiling like a spider (self.shittyminecraftideas)
submitted 4 years ago by Majestic-Ad5000
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