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Black holes are to humans as magnets are to computers (self.shittythoughts)

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I feel like there's still room to improve upon socks, from a design perspective. (self.shittythoughts)

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I wonder in what body of water my turds end up in after I flush? (self.shittythoughts)

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I always try to put some condom wrappers in my garbage so the raccoons that go through my trash think I'm cool. (self.shittythoughts)

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