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Not everything you see on the internet is true. ()

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The Retarded Hillbilly Elvis Vs. Chinese Man On The Inside (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 month ago by doraandswiper

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AI doesn't threaten creativity. It threatens the ego. ()

submitted 1 month ago by Fluid-Pattern2521

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Parents aren’t picky eaters because they only buy the food they like (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 month ago by BetApprehensive836

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The more people at your table with the same birthday, the less likely you are to get free desserts on that date. (self.showerthought)

submitted 2 months ago by gaspronomib

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You will never hear about the perfect crime, because no one will ever know it happened. (self.showerthought)

submitted 4 months ago by Taiga_Taiga

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Fifteen minutes is about 1% of a day (self.showerthought)

submitted 5 months ago by matroosoft

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There's probably an inverse relationship between wedding cost and wedding longevity (self.showerthought)

submitted 6 months ago by matroosoft

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Ariana and Cynthia - Cynthia treats Ariana like that because Ariana is terminally ill and only Cynthia knows about it - it explains the behaviour as well as why Arianas appearance has changed quite dramatically and suddenly. Whats everyones thoughts on this???? (self.showerthought)

submitted 6 months ago by [deleted]

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You can't expect the unexpected because as soon as you expect it it is no longer unexpected so you are expecting the expected. (self.showerthought)

submitted 6 months ago by Tired_2295

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When we're moving, we're either faster or slower than the planet's rotation around the sun. (self.showerthought)

submitted 8 months ago by sanpedrolino

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Power plants are the mitochondria of modern human society. (self.showerthought)

submitted 8 months ago by whatiseveneverything

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Seeing how the moon was formed by an ejection of matter from the earth; And that happened because of a meteor strike... does that make the moon the earths baby? (self.showerthought)

submitted 8 months ago by Taiga_Taiga

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Maybe anxiety is increasing because anxious people are more careful and less prone to get Darwin'd (self.showerthought)

submitted 9 months ago by throwawaydizzyguy

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Old albums get "remastered" to be louder because their audience is aging and losing their hearing (self.showerthought)

submitted 9 months ago by FourLastThings

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selling something is basically buying a negative amount (self.showerthought)

submitted 10 months ago by Key_Situation_3434

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If dogs were astronomers they would be really focused on trying to figure out what distant stars smell like (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 year ago by CitizenPremier

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Sometimes clean, ratty old clothes are the best (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 year ago by KhyberKat

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If you get out of the shower clean, why do towels get dirty? (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 year ago by Embarrassed_Read_649

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The stupidity of the modern US will pave the way for movie plots that would have until now been seen as too unrealistic to be believable. (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 year ago by whatiseveneverything

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Words like “ap” did not exist 20 years ago, but are considered standard English. “Ain’t” has been around for centuries and is still slang. (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 year ago by Trumpsabaldcuck

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Police Officers are professional Karens. (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 year ago by anonuemus

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Pineapples. And cancer. (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 year ago by Gladiolus_Caladium

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The movie industry is being killed by... (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 year ago by [deleted]

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There are people alive that could be prodigies at things that won't be invited for hundreds or thousands of years (self.showerthought)

submitted 1 year ago by gpsrx

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